Friday, August 8, 2008

New Zealand is full of morons

I know this is a little behind the times, but there were other better articles to talk about. Anyways, here's the one about the New Zealanders who tried to name their kid "Talula does the Hula" - I mean, are you fucking retarded? Why can't you just name her Talula and attempt to instill a strong passion for the Hula in her.

I just don't get some people, growing up is hard enough, don't ruin your kid's chance at normality just because she's already smarter than you the day she came out of the womb.

Here's the link:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25827708/?GT1=43001

Personally, I would have loved if this judge had been one of those new age crazy punishment judges who said, "Ok, you can name your child Talula does the Hula if you legally change your name to 'Bitch with jock itch' and your husband changed his name to 'Enis with small penis' (or 'Rick with a small dick')" Then I would imagine these people would think twice about ruining their kid's life.

In fact, this type of punishment/requirement should be retroactively imposed on the people who were not stopped from naming their kids retarded things, and I quote:

"Registration officials blocked some names, including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit, he said. But others were allowed, including Number 16 Bus Shelter "and tragically, Violence," he said."

What pedophile name's their infant Sex Fruit? And why haven't they been shot.

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