I'm too fat to die!

To fat to be executed? What a joke. This article is about a death row inmate who claims he's too fat to be killed because they won't be able to find his veins and he may end up dying an "excrutiating death." Well, my philosophy in this situation would be to go to the victims. The two women he raped back in '86 should get to choose how he dies, I mean, he got to choose how they'd be screwed up the rest of their lives.

Here's the link:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/04/death.penalty.fat.ap/index.html

And I'm too lazy to go to work, but that doesn't stop the bills from coming in. I have such a hard time with stories like this, just take him out back and put a bullet in him, he's a death row inmate, I don't see why we are concerned at all. I mean, whats the worse that could happen, he might die?

Edit: I'm also too lazy to wipe my ass, thus:
http://gizmodo.com/5033207/pedal+powered-toilet+paper+wiper-brings-both-laziness-and-exercise-to-the-bathroom