I laugh while you crap your pants (and then I laugh harder)

This article is about a gene that scientists believe is related to how well you control your emotions, and thus whether you are one of those scary movie people or what.

Here's the link:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2535221/Horror-film-gene-that-makes-some-scream-while-others-laugh.html

People who have 2 copies of the gene as opposed to 1 are more likely to be scared easily. Apparently since we suck at fighting (compared to our ape ancestors, although i'd kick their ass at soul calibur) so this evolved to convince us to run away and hide until all our buddies showed up to stomp some fool (im talking about historically, not last week, son).

But, more importantly, you fools are NEVER aloud to tell me to stop laughing at stupid scenes in horror movies EVER again because it will be discrimination. I can't help it, its in my genes. Also in my genes is the desire to throw popcorn at you. With extra butter.