Death to Pennies

I've been saying it for years, thanks for making a video that says it even better.

Newsflash! Kim Kardashian's butt is real

Yup, science has proved what 30 different NBA players could have told you. Kim Kardashian has a nice ass

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/24/kim-k-gets-x-ray-to-prove-her-butts-real/?&hpt=hp_c2

They finally caught the Joker

Well, he is a joker, just not The Joker, but his car sure is sweet. Chief Wiggum is gunna get a promotion for this one.

http://www.wmbb.com/Global/story.asp?S=14743289&hpt=ju_bn4

If you want to drive the Joker's car you should be a nerd, not a criminal. If you are a criminal you should be driving the batmobile... see the logic there?

Chinese prison is better than Mexican prison

In a shocking change of events, it turns out that being in prison in China is better than being in that prison in Mexico where they serve you beer. In China they make you play video games!

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/05/26/chinese-prisoners-forced-play-world-warcraft-detainee-says/

I think I'd be a model prisoner in China.

Nerd Alert

I'm going to KublaCon this weekend to promote my card game Vanguard: Rome. I've never been to one of these conventions before so I don't really know what to think. Is it going to be a nerd overload? I really can't tell.

http://www.kublacon.com

http://www.friedmonkeygames.com

Buy you a beer?

Prison in Mexico just got a little bit better. Apparently this low security prison has a bar inside of it! That's a new way to 'drink your life (sentence) away'

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2011/05/25/international/i102400D70.DTL&tsp=1

But really, what is the harm? I think Mexico has bigger problems then a few inmates at a low-security jail getting a little something to drink. Such as tanks.

http://www.businessinsider.com/check-out-the-newest-weapons-innovation-from-mexicos-drug-cartels-2011-5

Hire this man

Awesome resume? Check. No question there is a job out there for him somewhere.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/23/epic-cover-letter_n_865569.html