X-Men 4: The case of the missing airplane

Here's a list of 'real life superheroes' - I don't know if I would go that far but some of them are pretty awesome/hilarious. I really think number one should be the guy that ate a whole airplane to be in the guiness world record books... as they pointed out, his super power wasn't eating metal... it was shitting it out.

Here's the link:
http://www.cracked.com/article_16449_7-people-from-around-world-with-real-mutant-superpowers.html

The article is written in a rather hilarious fashion (thanks cracked!) and I don't really need to say more than 'read it'.