Monday, September 22, 2008

Ike resistant toilet paper

After your next big category 5 hurricane blows through that porcelain kingdom you call your own, think about this new toilet paper: 3-ply! Yup, thats right. The toilet paper barons are taking a marketting note straight from the razor companies - just keep adding more of the same and profit!

Here's the link:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd3_ply_toilet_paper;_ylt=Ave4qfv8w.CJ5JCAsIpDares0NUE

"The company touts the toilet tissue as "ultra-soft" and says it plans to market the product to women 45 and older who view their bathroom as a "sanctuary for quality time.""

Don't worry, they have a version with ninja turtles on it to try and corner the 18-35 male demographic (TMNT really? no)

Goerge Castanza would be shocked.

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